Does it spark joy?
The cat has no opinion. The cat has gravity.
What happens to the objects you remove?
They are returned to the floor, which is where they were always meant to be. Retrieval is at the client’s discretion.
Do you clean up afterward?
We offer a Sweeping Meditation add on for $20. Bao performs it slowly.
Is the service insured?
The service is insured against dignity loss only. For breakage, please see the Release Waiver.