Gravity As A Service

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We do not push. People misunderstand this. We offer gravity. Gravity has always been available, always been patient, always been there. We merely introduce it to the object.

An object on the edge of a table is in a state of hesitation. It has not decided. A single touch from a trained paw resolves the tension, and the object finds its true level. We have done this 14,206 times. Each fall is unique. Each fall is, in its way, perfect.

Our rates reflect the cost of training, the cost of the table, and the cost of the quiet afterward. Gravity itself is free. We are only the doorway.

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